john q public - 08/02/99 18:03:50 Your Favorite Word: butternut A Rhyme For Orange: splak One Word To Describe You: very

Comments: Wow! I'm actually on the Web!

mark hill - 06/01/99 16:22:16 My Email:garfunkel@globalserve.net Your Favorite Word: swallow A Pet Peeve: girls who won't A Rhyme For Orange: purple One Word To Describe You: magnanimous A Nickname You've Given Someone: hey you...girl who doesn't swallow!!!!!!!! The Meaning Of Life: reproduction...and then talking about it

Comments: hey gord its me.kenny jones finally got around to letting me know how to find you.if you have the chance to email me with some of your gig dates i'd love to bring a date to impress her with all the big time celebrities that i know. best fishes, mark

terry - 05/14/99 03:08:57 My Email:bigjoesaddle@hotmail.com Your Favorite Word: crack A Pet Peeve: no crack A Rhyme For Orange: florange One Word To Describe You: who? A Nickname You've Given Someone: soon to be butt plugged! The Meaning Of Life: death

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D Jung - 03/05/99 15:56:44 My URL:http:/www.now.com My Email:darylj@now.com

Comments: Yo, boys.

Kelly McLaughlin - 03/04/99 21:30:47 My Email:k.l.mclaughlin@usa.net Your Favorite Word: epiphysis A Pet Peeve: bicycle riders A Rhyme For Orange: borange (I tried!) One Word To Describe You: perky A Nickname You've Given Someone: bubala The Meaning Of Life: comedic sex

Comments: You guys rock! Please update your site to include your stage time at Pirate Video PLUS your video screenings there and I would love you forever and ever and ever if you can stand it! Groovy little site too. You should link it to the "Sketch Comedy Webring", I will send you the link when I am at home and have it handy.

- 01/27/99 16:42:01

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REUBEN KINCAID - 11/09/98 21:05:36 My Email:breithr@cms.peel.edu.on.ca Your Favorite Word: Partridge A Pet Peeve: Danny's incoherent ramblings A Rhyme For Orange: flourange One Word To Describe You: omniscient A Nickname You've Given Someone: Reubo The Meaning Of Life: C'mon get happy.

Comments: Well its been so long. I've been waiting in the wings to approach you guys but I've seen your show two - oh maybe two and a half - dozen times. First time? I'd have to go back to Hamburg, spring of '61. First off: LOVE YOUR STUFF. Can't say enough there. Have you considered a manager? What I'm getting at see.... Alright, look: You guys are artists right. So what's important to you? You're art. Who has time to work out all the silly details of calling, booking, shmoosing. That's where I come in. Consider me fellas. Would ya?

Craig Downie - 10/30/98 06:41:59 My URL:http://webhome.idirect.com/~rodent/ My Email:ethaggis@idirect.ca Your Favorite Word: fluffykins A Pet Peeve: people with no sense of humour A Rhyme For Orange: GlenMorangie One Word To Describe You: inflateable A Nickname You've Given Someone: Rodent The Meaning Of Life: Life is the gift you are given that you did'nt ask for.

Comments: You guys are even funnier than William Shatner singing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".

Cindy - 09/08/98 08:12:47 My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy My Email:elalla@hotmail.com comment: Nice page.... please come visit my 0001011 site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Michele Fisher - 08/14/98 19:14:26 My URL:http://www.uwgt.org My Email:mfisher@uwgt.org Your Favorite Word: whatever A Pet Peeve: narcissistic tyrants A Rhyme For Orange: whorange One Word To Describe You: upbeat A Nickname You've Given Someone: furball The Meaning Of Life: integrity

Comments: Gord & Rob rule!

Thomas C. Funke - 07/27/98 16:12:19 My URL:http://i.am/herenow My Email:tomfunke@netcom.ca Your Favorite Word: ****pile A Pet Peeve: The fact that matter and anti-matter cannot exist at the same time in the same space. A Rhyme For Orange: um...er....let me think.....HEY!!! There is no rhyme for orange...why do you ask if you know there is no rhyme for orange.....mmmmmmmm....orange. One Word To Describe You: Solid A Nickname You've Given Someone: Das Ubergeek The Meaning Of Life: Rockcutter Story

Comments: Wow, cool, yah! You guys rock it all...cool...wow. Honestly, some of the best sketch comedy I have ever seen.

Carl Ma - 06/28/98 05:51:36 My URL:http://www.grfn.org/~carl My Email:carl.ma@utoronto.ca Your Favorite Word: thank you A Pet Peeve: don't know what that means A Rhyme For Orange: range? One Word To Describe You: naive A Nickname You've Given Someone: i don't call names The Meaning Of Life: don't know

Comments: Great page, Gord! Never would have thought you are such an open-minded person juding from your job! Very interesting! Looking forward to see your live show!

Jeremy Gallen - 06/14/98 18:28:55 My URL:http://come.to/kingofthehill/ My Email:jmgallen@geocities.com Your Favorite Word: I dunno. A Pet Peeve: I dunno. A Rhyme For Orange: I dunno. One Word To Describe You: I dunno. A Nickname You've Given Someone: I dunno. The Meaning Of Life: I dunno.

Comments: Good page you have here. Come see mine, sign my guestbook, keep coming back, and tell at least two of your friends about my page. Don't send me any SPAM mail, please. Thank you very much, and have a nice day. ;-)

javagirl - 04/16/98 00:30:40 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/9094 My Email:javaplay@hotmail.com Your Favorite Word: paradigm! A Pet Peeve: dead links A Rhyme For Orange: borange (name of my first born child, so it'll be legit) One Word To Describe You: superfralacagalistiexpialidocious A Nickname You've Given Someone: moosie The Meaning Of Life: its a game... see my carse page

Comments: great page! good luck w/ the world domination!

Newmedic - 04/15/98 17:37:26 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~newmedic My Email:newmedic@geocities.com Your Favorite Word: Ump-phah! A Pet Peeve: Pets A Rhyme For Orange: .......I am a Medic.. not a rocket scientist One Word To Describe You: odd A Nickname You've Given Someone: JellyBean The Meaning Of Life: 48

Comments: Toronto eh? Help us all!!

John - 04/11/98 18:27:50 My Email:johmas@trigger.net Your Favorite Word: efflorescent A Pet Peeve: people who can't find a rhyme for orange A Rhyme For Orange: it's my secret, and I'm not telling One Word To Describe You: ewe A Nickname You've Given Someone: geekasaurus The Meaning Of Life: what happens while you are planning your life

Comments: You've got to stop resetting that visitor counter - every time I come in here, there have been fewer people before me. Is this what they mean by reverse engineering, or is Gordo just trying to recover his lost youth (and hair). Sorry (oops, that's Gord's line).

BC - 03/29/98 19:29:07 My URL:http://www.interlog.com/~bcholmes My Email:bcholmes@interlog.com Your Favorite Word: ufo A Pet Peeve: the "magic bullet" theory A Rhyme For Orange: Another orange One Word To Describe You: fashionable The Meaning Of Life: Learning to understand that '42' is a rote answer.

Comments: Wow, like, Gord's so, y'know, so... I mean, he's got such ... with... you know, how, like, when you go to kindergarten, and they have construction paper and glue, and they have finger paints, and you have to choose one over the other and you choose finger paints, 'cause of the way you can goosh your hands into it? Gord's just like that.

Janna - 03/21/98 23:09:00 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Surgegirrl/index.html My Email:Surgegirrl@aol.com Your Favorite Word: whoopi di dooo A Pet Peeve: two faced people A Rhyme For Orange: Zorange One Word To Describe You: Crazeeeeeeeeee

Comments: I like your page a lot....I love comedy...but then again...who doesn't Ü

Jo & Bill - 03/15/98 16:58:15 My Email:sandir@kw.igs.net Your Favorite Word: Skizzy Earmeyer A Pet Peeve: kumquats A Rhyme For Orange: porange, who cares! One Word To Describe You: oxily A Nickname You've Given Someone: stinky weasel The Meaning Of Life: 42

Comments: Hey, Geech! Great Page! Hola to Rob. Space kitten misses you! Bye bye!

Benita Fox - 03/13/98 02:52:31 My Email:benita@total.net Your Favorite Word: schadenfreude A Pet Peeve: The success of others less worthy. A Rhyme For Orange: I'm not up to this particular challenge... One Word To Describe You: overwhelming A Nickname You've Given Someone: "Piccolo buttons" The Meaning Of Life: "Have a good time all the time. That's my philosophy of life, Marty."

Comments: You're my favourite demented geniuses! "The Loin King"? Brilliance, that's all I can say! Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!

Diane - 02/25/98 19:06:19 My Email:dhm@smithlyons.ca Your Favorite Word: erstwhile A Pet Peeve: pet peeve lists A Rhyme For Orange: storange One Word To Describe You: ebulliante A Nickname You've Given Someone: Pudding The Meaning Of Life: a biological function involving stress

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Paul Bates - 02/22/98 22:19:28 My Email:pbates@interlog.com Your Favorite Word: Floobibappy. A Pet Peeve: EZ Rock 97.3. Who's with me?! A Rhyme For Orange: Floobibappy. One Word To Describe You: THUNDERBALL! A Nickname You've Given Someone: Frownie MacSwine The Meaning Of Life: To be fast, and dirty.

Comments: What a splendid foray into the otherwise useless vacuum of cyberspace! I'm still waiting for the Fast & Dirty FAQ page, as well as a page devoted to your rare and unreleased material from Fast, Dirty, Nash & Young. (Remember those days? Good times...)

Diva Jean Bubba - 01/28/98 15:47:57 My Email:bubbag@sb1ca.wl.com Your Favorite Word: @#%!$%^&* A Pet Peeve: The fact that Mel Lasman does not realize I am his wife. Marilyn and I were switched at birth. I am really a Jewish Princess!!!!!!!! A Rhyme For Orange: Strange (Sprung rime) One Word To Describe You: Divine A Nickname You've Given Someone: Boo-Boo Snuggle Bunny The Meaning Of Life: Follow your bliss!

Comments: Life Imitates Art: We had our "Colleague Appreciation Day" at work, which means the company provides a free lunch. Guess what lunch was: MUSHROOM CHICKEN! Trust me, the Surreal Detective still lives even though the run is finished. Unfortunately, I couldn't talk to any of the vegetables or the skim milk. They were keeping quiet during lunch - just a few silent screams as they were being masticated to death........ Come to my erotic story telling event at "Queers in Your Ears" - Thursday, February 26th at Tallulah's Cabaret (Buddies in Bad Times Theatre) - starting at 7:00pm.

Drew Leavy - 01/23/98 12:22:14 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/9959 My Email:drew_leavy@hotmail.com Your Favorite Word: dissipate A Pet Peeve: hey, I thought I already signed this thing! A Rhyme For Orange: I cringe. One Word To Describe You: alive! A Nickname You've Given Someone: Manky Bobdominus The Meaning Of Life: There is no "meaning" to life, but that doesn't mean we can't seek one, and have fun in doing so.

Comments: I have been erased from this guestbook before. I shan't stand to be erased again! Hello to everyone visiting these super-groovy pages. London loves you, but it will eat you alive if you move here. What joy that would be, truly.

MK - 01/18/98 00:11:31 My Email:mkp@interlog.com Your Favorite Word: peachy A Pet Peeve: graphic-heavy web pages ("don't have enough power , capt'n!") One Word To Describe You: sexy (but you guys already know that!) A Nickname You've Given Someone: jowman The Meaning Of Life: God (of course!)

Comments: Gee, visitor #9! I'm truly honoured! The page looks good, Gord. And Rob, please bring back your natural hair colour the minute the show finishes, ok? It's hard to see that beauty marred like that. Yes Gord, you're beautiful too. See ya guys soon!